Title: Glasgow Love Theme
Genre: Humour, Fluff, Romance
Pairing(s): John Egbert/Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Terezi Pyrope
Characters: John Egbert, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Gamzee Makara, Sollux Captor
Rating: M (EVENTUALLY I SWEAR)
Summary: John and Dave are American students trying to survive their year abroad in Scotland. For all his enthusiasm, there’s only so much cold, wet misery that John can stand, and he’s about ready to give up when he meets Karkat Vantas- tall, ginger, and unapologetically Glaswegian. He might just learn to love this place after all.
JOHN: oh no.
JOHN: no no no i heard about that and you are NOT fooling me with it!
JOHN: you are not allowed to prank the pranking master, especially not about the wonderful mr. mcconaughey.
JOHN: he may be a great actor but there are just some things i feel too uncomfortable watching and this movie is one of them. but he is still great, okay, nothing will ever change my opinion of him.
DAVE: what do you mean you heard about it
DAVE: you dragged me to cineworld then cried the whole night after
JOHN: dave shut up! no one asked you!
((Oh gosh wow hi guys wow where did you all come from all at the same time??))
JOHN: hehe well we haven’t done one of these in ages. some people have left us-
KARKAT: GOTTEN REAL TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT WE’RE SPOUTING OUT LIKE THE DUMB PEOPLE-PLEASERS WE ARE.
JOHN: shut up, we’re awesome.
JOHN: except you because you suck. yeah, so some have left, some have stayed, but we just wanted to say thank you to everyone who’s kept with us through the hiatus.
KARKAT: THE GIANT LIFE-SHAPED GAG IN OUR MOUTHS FORCEFULLY INSERTED BY FATE.
JOHN: the great silence.
KARKAT: THE VAST NOTHING.
JOHN: and especially thanks to the newbies! you rock, guys. keep the love coming.
KARKAT: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, EGBERT.
((many thanks to the following people:))
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((You’re all so awesome!))